Some of the text the spammers put in their spam comments is a bit odd – maybe down to translation.

 

This guy might want to offer me dinner first:-

Awesome issues here. I\'m very satisfied to peer your post. Thank you so much and I am having a look ahead to touch you. Will you please drop me a mail?

 

And I thought I was just posting nonsense:-

Truly quite a lot of amazing information.

 

What?

I got this website from my buddy who told me concerning this website and now this time I am visiting this web site and reading very informative articles at this time.

 

I never thought of myself as a teacher:-

It\'s going to be finish of mine day, however before end I am reading this impressive post to increase my knowledge.

 

Huh! What argument! Sure, I'll, er, keep up the effort.

Touche. Outsatanding arguments. Keep up the great effort.

 

Enjoy …

Now I am going to do my breakfast, when having my
breakfast coming yet again to read more news.

 

Nice anecdote.

Today, I went to thee beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said \"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.\" She placed thhe shell to heer ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to goo back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic butt I had to tewll someone!

17. September 2012 · Comments Off on Oops … · Categories: Funny

Oops

 

19. March 2012 · Comments Off on Prank Call · Categories: Funny

So, on Saturday I received a prank call from some girl. She told me that I had gotten her pregnant and given her various STDs. All very boring. I just put the phone on the table and let her waste her money.

However, being the moron that she obviously is, she didn't bother to withhold her mobile number; which is 07720916579.

First, I hope there are bots scouring the web (and hopefully this page) looking for mobile numbers that they can add to their databases so that the can send spam messages to, or cold call.

Secondly, any time I'm asked for a mobile number by someone or some company or some web site that I wouldn't normally give my number to, I shall provide her number.

I hope she appreciates the return prank.